I dunno why on earth I have this blog.
General
General topic maaa
Miscommunication…
Sep 3rd
Memo from CEO to the Manager:
Today at 11 o’clock there will be a total eclipse of the Sun. This is when the Sun disappears behind the Moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in the parking lot. Staff should meet in the lot at ten to eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse, and giving some background information. Safety goggles will be made availabe at a small cost.
Memo from the Manager to the Department Head:
Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet at the car park. This will be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will disappear for two minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles. The CEO will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some information. This is not something that can be seen everyday.
Memo from the Department Head to the Floor Manager:
The CEO will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for two minutes in the form of an eclipse. This is something that cannot be seen everyday, so staff will meet in the car park at ten or eleven. This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.
Memo from the Floor Manager to the Supervisor:
Ten or eleven staff are to go to the car park, where the CEO will eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn’t happen everyday. It will be safe, and as usual it will cost you.
Memo from the Supervisor to the Staff:
Some staff will go to the car park today to see the CEO disappear. It is a pity this doesn’t happen everyday……………..
Birthday Boys..
Aug 17th
Happy Birthday to both my sons, Adam Danish and Ariff Danial. They are more naughtier than before but I guess it is normal for any 3 years old kid eh? But one thing that I have to admit, handling the girls is kinda easy compared to the boys. I guess maybe it will be different when they reach their teenage years…
Anyway for the twins, they love to bug wifey every single time and yeah I do pity wifey as whenever I reached home from work, she appears to be lost a huge amount of energy which I believe 80% of it caused by the twins 
Well, they might smear the plasma tv screen, hide the remote controls, playing with their foods, playing with the switches, the lights and the fans, keeps on bugging me to let them have shower every single time I went into the bathroom, yelling to each other, fighting, punching, arguing, shouting “Jusco” in unison whenever I wear pants or holding the house keys, never let me to close my eyes before they sleep and once in a while they get some slap at their pampers powered bottom, they always will get my hugs and kisses whenever I reached home.
Happy Birthday Sons, you are the most precious treasure I ever had… Of cause along with your mummy and your sisters lah
I am Sorry…
Aug 9th
First of all, I am supposed to assist my colleague in preparing UiTM’s 2010 i-Hack’s forensic challenge competition which were held last weekend. I shall offer no excuse as to be honest, my schedule for the past few weeks is quite full and tight. Anyway since my colleague already asked for my help many months before the said competition date, I think it is inappropriate for me to give any excuses for that failure to fulfill my promise.
Actually I’ve thought about the concepts and materials already designed and prepared. It would be fun and quite challenging once I put the final arrangement and yeah, THAT particular final arrangement is yet to be applied hence incomplete materials from me.
So to cha’ah and the gang, I would like to say sorry eh? Maybe I could use the materials for next time or if not, maybe I just use it as one of my training materials.
In the mean time..
Jul 5th
While I find the suitable time to post anything nice in this blog, perhaps we can learn something from this short story
There once lived a great mathematician in a small village. He was often called by the local king to advice on matters related to the economy.
His reputation had spread in whole country. So it hurt him very much when the village headman told him, “You may
be a great mathematician who advises the king on economic matters but your son does not know the value of gold or silver.”
The mathematician called his son and asked, “What is more valuable – gold or silver?” “Gold,” said the son. “That is correct. Why is it then that the
village headman makes fun of you, claims you do not know the value of gold or silver? He teases me every day. He mocks me before other village elders
as a father who neglects his son. This hurts me. I feel everyone in the village is laughing behind my back because you do not know what is more
valuable, gold or silver. Explain this to me, son.”
So the son of the mathematician told his father the reason why the village headman carried this impression. “Every day on my way to school,
the village headman calls me to his house. There, in front of all village elders, he holds out a silver coin in one hand and a gold coin in other.
He asks me to pick up the more valuable coin. I pick the silver coin. He laughs, the elders jeer, everyone makes fun of me. And then I go to school.
This happens every day. That is why they tell you I do not know the value of gold or silver.”
The father was confused. His son knew the value of gold and silver, and yet when asked to choose between a gold coin and silver coin always picked the
silver coin. “Why don’t you pick up the gold coin?” he asked. In response, the son took the father to his room and showed him a box.
silver coin. “Why don’t you pick up the gold coin?” he asked. In response, the son took the father to his room and showed him a box.
In the box were at least a hundred silver coins.
Turning to his father, the mathematician’s son said, “The day I pick up the gold coin the game will stop. They will stop having fun and I will stop making money.”
Sometimes in life, we have to play the fool because our seniors and peers, and sometimes even our juniors like it.
That does not mean we lose in the game of life. It just means allowing others to win in one arena of the game, while we win in the other arena of the game.
We have to choose which arena matters to us and which arenas do not.
Quick Recap..
Feb 19th
Hola, guess I owe few greetings though. So here it goes… Happy 2010, may this year become more prosperous compared to last year and of cause Happy Chinese New Year (Year of the tiger eh..)
For me personally, this year started well enough. I ended the January with 5 days at Jakarta assisting our sister company there on one project with one of the largest bank in Indonesia. That trip alone requires one entry as I had plenty of things that I’ve learned in that 5 days time.
The twins are getting naughtier, the eldest daughter is growing and so does her sister which makes me start planning on future planning to monitor my daughters. Today’s Friday prayer sermon touch on Cyber Crimes and one of the points is the importance of knowing what your children are doing online. Well I’m not that worried on NOT knowing what they are doing online but more concern on mobile communication like sms, mms, and yeah I believe in the near future, soon Blackberry will be a norm. Cracking, Sniffing GSM or BlackBerry services seems not a bad idea though.. I should find a good way to include these devices in my monitoring system…
Currently I’m suffering from sunburn.. During last Chinese New Year holiday, we spent nearly one whole day at the beach (Balok Beach) and my children really enjoyed their time there.. So I am not that comfortable of meeting people now as I believe I do look like an alien…
Till next post then.. Have a nice weekend.. I will spend my weekend reviewing document though
p/s: To wifey, Happy Birthday dear…
Been Quite some time eh?
Dec 8th
I guess I’ve left this blog unattended for quite some time eh? To be honest 2009 is not that good for me but still I’m grateful to be able to get through this year. Now I’m gearing up for 2010, so hopefully everything will change (for the good of cause)..
Questions and Answers.. hehe
Nov 9th
As usual, from the email of cause..
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute’s house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy…
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Why is $ex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today… tomorrow you’ll have to do it again…
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY….. it is SHOWTIME!
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY….. it is SHOWTIME!
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
Marriage…-For Fun…Part 2
Nov 2nd
Another one from email. LoL
Husband V/S Wife
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!!
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice
Marriage… – For fun..
Nov 2nd
I get this from the email…
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as EPL 2.0, F1 3.0 and Internet 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Stella 6.1.
Please note that Stella 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 ;program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support
Life…
Oct 29th
Work hard at what you like to do and try to overcome all obstacles.
Laugh at your mistakes and praise yourself for learning from them.
Pick some flowers and appreciate the beauty of nature.
Say hello to strangers and enjoy the people you know.
Don’t be afraid to show your emotions laughing and crying make you feel better.
Love your friends and family with your entire being they are the most important part of your life.
Feel the calmness on a quiet sunny day.
Find a rainbow and live your world of dreams always remember life is better than it seems.
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