General @ 09 Nov 2009 01:57 pm by ayoi
As usual, from the email of cause..
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute’s house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy…
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Why is $ex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today… tomorrow you’ll have to do it again…
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY….. it is SHOWTIME!
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY….. it is SHOWTIME!
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
haha. gila lucah
Mana ada lucah, maklumat ini boleh juga menambahkan pengetahuan dan membuatkan orang tersengih dan juga tersenyum. ianya amat baik untuk kesihatan. hehehe